Sunday, July 5, 2015

How the Republicans Plan to Lose the Election

The Republicans always seem to have better qualified, more honest candidates for president.  They are doing well all over the country in lesser elections, but they seem to be incredibly capable of consistently losing the Presidential Election.  Here is how they plan to do it:

1. The Democrats will have a candidate that a) nobody trusts, b) nobody likes, c) nobody has ever heard of, or d) is so extreme nobody in their right mind would vote for them.  There will usually only be one to choose from.

2. The Republicans will run only candidates that are a) highly qualified, b) highly trustworthy and honest, c) well known, and d) proven to be competent and experienced in every way that matters.  There will be many to choose from.

3.  The Democrats will have only one goal: TO DEFEAT THE REPUBLICANS.

4. The Republicans will have many goals: a) save the economy, b) protect our constitutional freedoms and rights, c) protect our religious foundations, d) protect our cultural foundations, e) protect our nation from our enemies, f) strengthen our nation financially, spiritually, technologically, militarily...

5. Notice that none of the Republican goals include: TO DEFEAT THE DEMOCRATS.

6. It gets worse.  Not only do their goals not seem to include TO DEFEAT THE DEMOCRATS, their immediate goal is TO DEFEAT ALL OF THE OTHER REPUBLICANS!

7. At the moment, there are 14 Republican candidates running for President.  Some of them are, of course, better than others.  But, most of them are, at least, quite acceptable.  (See point 2.)  NONE of them want to make us over into a weakened, bankrupt, helpless, socialist welfare state that any third world terrorist can attack at will.

8. In the next year and a half, all of these many candidates are going to beat the crap out of each other in order to be THE ONE who will run for President.  At no time will they be running against the Democrats -- they will be running AGAINST EACH OTHER!

9. The media (almost all liberal) will LOVE this.  They will grasp and magnify every flaw that each Republican exposes in another Republican.

10. The fight will continue until all that is left is the candidate who was LEAST able to combat the other candidates.  For whatever reasons, he was weakest, least interesting, or least respected.  Nobody paid much attention to him.

11. ALL of the other good candidates, for one reason or another, have now been discredited.  NOW this remaining candidate is recognized as the only viable candidate.  He hasn't got a chance.

12. All this time, the Democrats -- who really don't have much in common with each other -- have been working toward their one goal: TO DEFEAT THE REPUBLICANS.

13. Now they don't have to defeat the strongest Republican, they only have to defeat the weakest straggler.  

14. Even if they lose, they win.  Even if the weak Republican straggler wins, he will be too weak to stand against the forces that are destroying the country.

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